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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

09.06.2025 13:49

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

No, not a chance

They put up a sign reading

Why do people smoke?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So they tried

Hysterias & Posteriors

How Ticket Resellers Caused Drama at Miley Cyrus’ ‘Something Beautiful’ Tribeca Film Premiere - The Hollywood Reporter

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good.

Loons and Moons

This is the safest place to hide when a nuclear bomb strikes - The Brighter Side of News

No go.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What do you think are the real reasons Matt Gaetz just withdrew his name for Attorney General in the upcoming Trump administration?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

How do scammers communicate? Do they have a specific language or slang?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Unacceptable again!

Nuts and Butts

We Were Made To Believe These 35 Foods Are Healthy And Doctors Are Explaining Why They Aren’t - Bored Panda

Just Forget it!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No way

iOS 19: All the rumored changes Apple could be bringing to its new operating system - TechCrunch

Then came..

Catatonics & High Colonics

Next, they tried...

15 Retinol-Rich Foods To Stimulate Collagen - Vogue

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Minds and Behinds

Two Galaxy Clusters Are on a Collision Course, NASA’s Chandra X-Ray Observatory Reveals - The Daily Galaxy

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Another attempt resulted in ...

Have you ever had sex with sisters?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Thumbs down again.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Putin's uncompromising demands emerge after the latest round of Russia-Ukraine peace talks - AP News

share office space ...

Everyone loved it.

So, the docs changed it to read