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09.06.2025 13:49

Still no good
No, not a chance
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
Loons and Moons
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No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
How do scammers communicate? Do they have a specific language or slang?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way
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Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
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Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Have you ever had sex with sisters?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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share office space ...
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read